Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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