her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i think i have herpe
just one?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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