"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
