Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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