i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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