i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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