She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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