we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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