Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
