another moral hangover. fuck.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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