I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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