why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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