scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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