I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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