I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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