There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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