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i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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