But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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