I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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