I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
NoShamevember. You game?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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