and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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