why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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