i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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