People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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