And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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