i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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