3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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