Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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