She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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