Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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