She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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