I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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