did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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