I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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