I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
