I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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