I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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