I wish you could order shots online.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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