Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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