I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
do nipples grow back?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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