Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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