everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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