Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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