the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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