ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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