Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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