i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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