I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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