woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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