You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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