We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
