cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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