I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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