Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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