I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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