Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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