Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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