I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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