No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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